365.

There are 365 days in one year. This is equal to 52 weeks, 12 months, or basically one hell of a year. This year has not been a great one, and I’m not saying that because I simply want to complain – I’m saying that out of anger. If it wasn’t for the “n” number of things that has gone wrong today…I’d be perfectly fine!
But you know what folks…you just have to deal with days like these. Let’s do some math right now. 365 good days, minus 1 bad day = 364 good days. Now we need to find the 3rd derivative of the slope of the tangent of the number of good days in order to graph the y intercept that is reflected by the vertical asymptote. What does that mean? I have no clue. But you know what…if you find me the answer to that question, I guarantee that all of you will have an amazing rest of the year; trust me…there is nothing more satisfying in life than an epiphany – a revelation.
So I was down by the lake today with a bunch of friends…yes, a bunch meaning more than 1. What was good was that we saw a family of ducks floating along the meniscus of the lake. What wasn’t good was that minutes later…a duckling disappeared (the last time something like this happened was when one of my friend’s was hungry). Oh well – and then I found my friend aiming stones at birds…this was mean…and I wanted to aim stones at him. But I’m not mean so I didn’t. But if I ever catch him swimming, I’ll make sure I get a family of ducks to throw stones at him. After all, anything and everything is possible…except for the fact that I know where I’m going with my blogs. I actually don’t. So I’m stopping this one now.
Have a good day.

Medical Term of the Moment: medterms.comMydriasis: Dilation of the pupils induced by eyedrops. The opposite of miosis.

Billy: You see that guy around the corner?
Bobby: Nope.
Billy: Well then, have these eyedrops.
Bobby: Okay. Hmm…Mydriasis drops? What does Mydriasis mean?
Billy: Well Bobby, haven’t you been reading the Medical Term of the Moment from Gautam’s Blog?
Bobby: nope, but I will now. Thanks for the information. I have to go now, bye.
Billy waits alone counting the decreasing number of ducks.