I had quite the trouble thinking of a name for this article…so I randomly made one up. Anyways, back to the blog. Have you ever wondered why the first thing that is asked of you when you go to a friend’s house is when you have to go back?
Billy rings door bell.Bobby answers door: “hi Billy!”Billy says: “Hi!”Bobby replies: “So what time do you have to go back?”
In such a situation, the “So what time do you have to go back?” is a very polite way of asking, “how long do I have to tolerate you in my house?” From then onwards, everything the host says is opposite of what he really means…unless of course it’s a birthday party. In birthday parties…the guy who invited you WANTS you to come; not because you’re a nice person, but because they WANT MORE GIFTS! you know it.
Thats why they should’ve created the proportional party rule:The number of friends you are allowed to invite is proportional to your age.
This means that if you’re 6th months old…you’re a loner. If you’re 2 years old, you’re allowed to call two friends. 3, then 3. 30, then 30. get the drift?
I’m not going anywhere with this blog, so I think it’s a good time to digress.
Medical Word of the Moment: medterms.comEmesis: Vomiting.
Billy: You see that guy around the corner? he’s my emesis.Bobby: You mean nemesis…but I guess he does look like vomit.
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