Lots of Work? or is it...Lots of Doesn't Work?

Crappy name? well, there’s a crappy situation that goes with it. So I was thinking…why do we have so much work this week? is it just me or do teachers really like to sabotage their students’ lives? I mean, I have 4 major assignments due this week, and no teacher has stepped up and felt bad; and mind you, this isn’t even about procrastination…i’ll save that for later. In fact, if I was really procrastinating, I wouldn’t even be writing this blog now…i’d be thinking I have my whole life to write it.
By now, you’d be thinking what the hell I’m writing this blog for…and I don’t blame you because that’s exactly what I’m thinking at the moment. In fact, I’m just here to complain about my workload; so with all due respect, im going to rant about some useless subjects they teach in school.
English: why? are we not speaking english in our other classes? why do we need to analyze books that are older than us? Isn’t that rude?
History: why do we bother learning about stuff that happened in the past? what has happened has happened, and now we need to move on…stop reminding me of bad memories…
Instead, I feel we should just eliminate these subjects from our curriculum and learn like cooking. It’s very useful…no stress…quantitative and qualitative abilities required…as well as following proper algorithms. Make sense? if it doesn’t, then I don’t blame you because even I don’t know what I’m writing about.
Thanks for wasting 2.32 minutes of your life

Medical Term of the Moment: medterms.comHypnic jerk: The common normal phenomenon of jerking awake, usually accompanied by a feeling of falling, just as one is drifting off to sleep. Also called a sleep jerk or sleep start.

Billy says: “You see that guy around the corner? He’s such a hypnic jerk.”
Bobby says: “you mean, that guy wakes up when he falls?”
Billy says: “no I mean he’s an idiot.”
Bobby says: “I got it. He’s just a jerk.”
Billy says: “yup. but mine sounds cooler.”
Bobby says: “okay”
Billy says: “yeah. I have to go. bye”
Bobby says: “bye”
Bobby waits alone in the middle of no where, looking to see if he can befriend anyone, anything, even a bug.