Angry

So I decided to take a break from studying because it got boring; or did studying decide to take a break from me because I got boring? whatever the case, i’m not studying right now.
Just a couple of minutes ago I was thinking of something - why is it that when a person gets angry, they are said to have “gotten up from the wrong side of the bed.” And i’ve noticed that when that phrase is said, one gets even more angry. Did they get up from the wrong side of the bed twice? Now here’s an experiment for people who like adventures - what if you go back up to your bed right now and lie down for a minute and get back up - but this time get up from the other side of the bed (not the side you got up from this morning). Comprende?
Here’s a second situation…for people who are always angry…this type of person is obviously getting up from the wrong side of the bed everyday; from this I can conclude one thing - that their bed is pushed up against a wall, so there is only one side you can get up from…the WRONG SIDE!!! interesting thought eh.
Now in some places they don’t have beds; people sleep on the ground. I’m telling you one thing - these guys are the happiest people considering they can never get up from the wrong side…unless of course they some how “wake down” instead of “waking up”. Unfortunately these guys do get angry…but because they get back pains from sleeping on the ground.
You know, when you go to stores to buy beds…I feel they should label them; they should have an arrow point towards the “wrong” side, and one pointing towards the “right” side. They should also have a warning label posted on the bed - “Caution. Waking up from the wrong side of the bed may cause severe rage, anger, and even depression.” Yeah, I agree, this has been a pretty pointless post.

Medical Word of the Moment: medterms.comMutagen: Something capable of causing a gene-change. Among the known mutagens are radiation, certain chemicals and some viruses.

Billy: Look at all that radiation Bob!

Bobby: Yeah. I heard radiation is a mutagen.

Billy: I think you’re right. Kids, don’t go near radiation.

Bobby: Yeah. You’ll suddenly have 3 eyes, 3 noses, 4 ears, and maybe even no friends.

Billy: Wow. thats extreme.

Bobby: yeah.