A Good Question

So…it’s been a while since I’ve written a blog, but I’m only doing so because a friend requested me to. So to start off, I have a question, and I have an answer. The question is…how do you fit an elephant into an igloo? Read below to find out…the answer’s in there.

So how do you fit an elephant into an igloo? You know, this is a good question, and I have the perfect answer…but before I tell you the answer, I want to talk a little bit about how an elephant and an igloo relates to me.

Personally, I like elephants. They’re my favorite animal. I feel they’re a little underrated. They need to be advertised so more people know about them and like them. Igloos on the other hand, they’re a little overrated. Why the hell would you want to live in an igloo? Its cold enough outside, and now you want to live in a dwelling made out of snow and ice? Speaking of things being cold, the house I live in, in my boarding school is pretty damn cold sometimes; like at night. Turn on the bloody heater, I’m freezing my ass. So what have elephants got to do with the house I live in? Well, an elephant is a wild animal, and my house contains wild animals. It’s a little ironic because we aren’t allowed domestic creatures in the house, but I guess a wild animal is okay? Like the other day, I came back from a class and I see this guy jumping and hitting the roof – I ask “What the hell is going on?” He says “There’s a rat in the roof!” I asked “why?”, and he replies “because it’s up there”. See I hate these kinds of answers, because he’s just telling me what I just found out, from him. You see, I thought after the first question I asked, we had already established the point that there is a rat in the roof, but I guess he just wanted to reinforce it. It’s really pointless I must say…kind of like the dialogue below:

Billy says: There’s a rat in the roof!
Bobby says: okay.
Billy says: There’s a rat in the roof!
Bobby says: um…I thought we already established that point.

Anyways, forgive me if this blog wasn’t as good as my previous ones…it’s been a while and I guess I just need to get back into the groove. Oh right, to answer my question…you don’t fit an elephant into an igloo. Like why the hell would you want to do that?
Okay I’m done.