Secrets

Personally, I like secrets. But I hate when someone tells you a secret in person. Because when someone tells you a secret, they come close to your face and whisper. Whispering, is nothing but exhaling carbon dioxide from your lungs and shaping that carbon dioxide so that it sounds like words.

I especially hate when someone has just finished eating and then they tell you a secret. Usually when someone talks, there are good words and bad words. When someone whispers after a meal, then there are good words, bad words, and words that smell. "Hey! don't say that word...it smells...." or "I like your vocabulary...they remind me of cookies"

I always wondered something though...can a person with a naturally strong lisp, tell a secret? Or does their tongue get in their way...