Coexist

So a couple days ago, I was on a plane. Generally, I don't like airplanes - they're not nice. But what I do like are airports, because when your in an airport, its like "hey im in a shopping mall where there are no taxes.....where do I park my car?", but when you're in a plane, its like "damn, I gotta sit beside this smelly guy who seems like he's dead but he's only sleeping...I hope"

See, you can't compare airports and airplanes, because they can't co exist without each other. Just like an airplane is interdependent on an airport, an airport is interdependent on an airplane. If an airport had no airplanes, it would be considered a tax free shopping mall, and if an airplane had no airport, then lets just say the passengers are screwed.

So I hate it sometimes when people get really specific with airplanes..........I ask a friend "so what flight did you fly?" he's like "I flew a KLM Boeing 747". Okay...what the hell does that mean? Can you be more specific (sarcasm). The funny thing is, he got more specific and started explaining the seating patterns to me, which was a little scary. "so there are three rows, with 3 seats in each row and 4 seats in the middle row. Touche my friend, now can you please tell me where all the gates are located in the Amsterdam Schipol International Airport? thanks in advance.

Gautam

Spit

Have you ever wondered why some people, especially people who work with piles of papers or books tend to lick their fingers before flipping a page? like I was at the library once and I was going to sign out a couple of books for research, and when I took it to the front desk, all of a sudden, the librarian licks her finger and flips through the pages of the book.

Thanks for licking that page. Now its gross. Your spit is on that page...why? just because your fingers can't grip paper...for whatever reason...doesn't mean you gotta lick my book. Now how am I going to turn the pages without touching your spit? I want you to go wash my book. I think this practice should be abolished.

Now my question is...why can't your fingers grip the page? have you not fully evolved into a human yet? So can I trust you with this glass vase? or would you have to lick your fingers before you can hold it? If you happened to eat chicken right before you licked your finger, then im not able to read that one specific book because i'm a vegetarian...and also because THAT IS GROSS.

I digress.