Spit

Have you ever wondered why some people, especially people who work with piles of papers or books tend to lick their fingers before flipping a page? like I was at the library once and I was going to sign out a couple of books for research, and when I took it to the front desk, all of a sudden, the librarian licks her finger and flips through the pages of the book.

Thanks for licking that page. Now its gross. Your spit is on that page...why? just because your fingers can't grip paper...for whatever reason...doesn't mean you gotta lick my book. Now how am I going to turn the pages without touching your spit? I want you to go wash my book. I think this practice should be abolished.

Now my question is...why can't your fingers grip the page? have you not fully evolved into a human yet? So can I trust you with this glass vase? or would you have to lick your fingers before you can hold it? If you happened to eat chicken right before you licked your finger, then im not able to read that one specific book because i'm a vegetarian...and also because THAT IS GROSS.

I digress.